So today we were walking home from a dinner at Al Capone's old haunt Joe's Cold Stone Crab Shack, which was delicious, when my brother decided to share with us the fact that all the walking has chaffed him.
Needless to say we were a little confused as to why my skinny ass brother was getting chaffed from walking. This is when he explained to us that the chaffing was relatively close to his testicles.
Upon further discussion he informed us that he pulls the hair from his balls to his asshole out, by hand. When asked why he does this he said that he watched a documentary on monks who pull all of their hair out. So he deducted that he could do this to his junk. He says that the ladies like it.
So to to truly understand where his chaffing was occurring he pulled out two quarters and dime to show us exactly where the chaffing was taking place. At which point I asked "your taint is chaffing?"
Needless to say hilarity ensued and we were all laughing so hard. So I told him to put some Palmer's Coca Butter on his taint. He asked if his Vaseline Intensive Care with aloe would be better. I told him it would burn his balls.
As Sarah, Paulie and I laugh hysterically he said, "What? I like getting my ass licked."
Only Willy...lol
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