Alcoholics Anonymous

So I know I haven't blogged in awhile, especially since I have started drinking again.

What I have learned from my 50days sober and my subsequent 24 days off the wagon:

1. People still find me entertaining even when I sober
2. Sobriety fills you with hopeless optimism
3. The universe is, in fact, out to screw me
4. My life is ridiculous
5. Drinking is not a race, unless of course it is Capps, Me and two bottles of Jack
6. I’m getting old
7. Alcohol drowns out the sound of the ticking biological clock
8. The craziest shit happens when you are sober
9. Chocolate and ice cream cannot take the place of wine, beer and whiskey
10. If you place a handle of Jameson’s on your desk no one will question you
11. Capps is going to die alone
12. I hope Capps dies alone before the age of 45 otherwise we will die together in a miserable drunken stupor . . .but at least I won’t have to work
13. I’m smarter than people give me credit for
14. I have learned who my true friends are
15. I really love to play soccer

This is what I have learned from AA

Take the quiz if you think you can do better!

http://www.aa.org/lang/en/subpage.cfm?page=71